troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up






nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot






meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA






glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

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justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 






consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action






absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time






gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine






missdontcare-x:

RDJ’s chair tho..






awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done






westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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nbchannibal:

*looks over to society* No, we’re good.






elizabitchtaylor:

"ugh I hate it when girls wear leggings as pants, so gross" says the guy who goes to class in cum stained sweatpants and a hoodie that reeks of BO